From page to screen: My thoughts.

Book to film/TV adaptations are big business. Probably bigger than ever, although I can't make that statement with certainty. Certainly after the Harry Potter films Hollywood has been on the lookout for the next big money grab. There are writers pre-Rowling, like Stephen King, who practically gets a film out of every scribble, doodle, and napkin pondering he's ever written, most of which make the film studios big money. Many of these films are very good, some are merely popular (The Shining) but totally abominable. Then of course there are comic book films advertised in every cinema from London to Turkmenistan. It's safe to say that every best selling or dead writer and every comic company has Hollywood's money groping fist banging on the door.

Now the fact (and that is what it is) that Hollywood is out for money and money alone in these ventures isn't necessarily indicative of a bad film, but it is usually indicative of a film crew that doesn't much care about the source material, they only care about getting the title of the source material and the name of the writer on the poster,to achieve which they must make something that somewhat resembles the original story. This being the case, it is up to the author to make sure the story stays faithful. The author's involvement (or lack of) and the author's willingness to let the story diverge is proof of how little they care nine times out of ten. It is up to them to get a contract that allows them to have the say on what goes and what doesn't. They owe it to the work and to those fans who bothered to read their book. King himself has expressed regret and resentment over Kubrick's hijacking of The Shining, and says Kubrick showed no consideration for the actual point of the story. It is safe to assume then, that King would have done the film differently. Had he fought to be involved in the film, he would have been able to do himself and his fans justice.

Now, let's talk about the fans, shall we? The argument is made that a film adaptation will attract non readers (illiterates is the more honest word) to the original work and then they'll be compelled to seek out the rest of the writer's work. I don't believe this for a second. Never have I suggested a book to someone when they have watched the film and actually gotten them to read the book. If anything, the book sales help the film. After all, Hollywood approaches the writer to make themselves money, not the other way round.

This is the conversation I always have regarding book adaptations and the original work (bear in mind that very rarely does the conversation go this way when I suggest a film adaptation of a book the other person has read):

Non reading person: Have you seen *Insert film*? It's really good.
Me: You should really give the book a read. It's much more complex.
Non reading person: What's the point in that when I've already seen the film?

People, I'm not a violent person, but whenever anyone utters those words to me I immediately scan the room for a melon baller with which to do something very impolite and indecent. You owe it to the author to read the damn book. You also owe it to yourself. You can take the most convenient route and take the story that requires no engagement or effort, sure, you could also go your entire life masturbating. It is a fact, however, that sex, while being more difficult to obtain, feels much better than lying alone in the dark with a bottle of lotion. This is how I view novels in relation to film. A novel, even a mediocre one, is better than it's film counterpart because the form simply allows for more depth and exploration.

There is an idiotic fan theory that each on screen iteration of James Bond is actually a different person all together and that the previous Bond (Bond being a code name according to the theory) is KIA, despite the novels making said idiotic theory impossible by stating clearly what Bond looks like and by going into detail about his life story, a story which is consistent throughout.
Someone in the comments of a Youtube video actually said "Does anyone actually give a shit about the Fleming literature? If the fans have a theory that sounds intriguing why not make it a reality?"
I was actually stunned by this. The total disrespect for the man responsible for the commentor's beloved James Bond films is nothing short of pigheaded. Not only have millions of dollars been made riding the coat tails of a dead man, but this "fan" wants to completely discount his work! I think this is unacceptable. I think if you are going to leech off a more talented man's work you should at least show his work the proper respect, something many "fans" forget to do. Were I a family member of Mr Fleming's, I would watch out for this idiotic fan theory making it's way into the films and sue the producers as soon as that happens. The fans of a franchise derived from a novel series who can't be bothered to pick up the books and would rather vegetate in front of a screen should at least respect the writer and hold the film makers under oath to do the same. What they should not be doing is calling for the writer to be thrown aside and entirely ignored. The story is not theirs to change, nor is it the film makers'. The story has already been told. If they wish to translate it to screen for the illiterate population to enjoy in a watered down form, so be it, but they should by no means be allowed to shaft the writer to the extent that the moron I quoted earlier in this paragraph suggested.

This is the part where I try to extend the olive branch.
If the writer were to have the final say in all their film/TV adaptations, as with The Walking Dead, Harry Potter, and Game Of Thrones, my harsh view of them would soften to some extent, although my disdain for the dullards who can't be arsed to read anything more complicated than the betting almanac will always remain, as it bloody well should in the ever more ignorant 21st century. It is true, however, that the adaptations will always be inferior to the source material. Game Of Thrones has completely gratuitous sex, about double the extent of the books. This cheapens the show massively and just strikes me as creepy and exploitative on HBO's part. The Walking dead TV show is actually far less dark than the comic book due to the almost complete lack of censorship at Image Comics as opposed to the AMC policy. It also has many characters removed or needlessly tampered with. And let's not even talk about Peeves being totally removed from the Potter films. All that being said, they are reasonably faithful and they almost, ALMOST, meet my sky high standards. Quite frankly, if someone can't be arsed to pick up a book, they don't deserve and are not entitled to the rich and fulfilling story that the real, original fans put their time and effort into experiencing.

 If the author benefits financially and the adaptation stays mostly faithful (such as the fantastic Jeremy Brett Sherlock Holmes show, until the final season) I suppose I could keep my big mouth shut.

I'm sorry this was later than expected. I'll try to develop a schedule eventually.
Feel free to discuss any of my points in the comments. I'm happy to talk.

I'm still here and I have big plans.

So, I know I said I'd be posting regularly very soon, about two weeks back, but shit happened. I am definitely still doing the blog and I am definitely still planning some cool things in the near future, it's just that life caught me. I haven't been depressed and I haven't been through a tragedy, I've just been feeling very sluggish and melancholic lately. I'm not going to go into the reasons why because it's the sort of pointless, banal minutiae that everyone goes through at one point or another.
Anyway, excuses aside, here are a few things I have planned as features for the blog and they WILL be coming within the week. Bearing in mind that this site is still in the embryonic stage and I really have no vision yet as to the overall theme/focus of the thing, here are some ideas I'm toying with.

I'm a grumpy fucker. It has to be said. You will find that out for yourself sooner or later, should you choose to keep reading. My passionate and opinionated nature will start to become very apparent. It's very much a 21st century notion that opinions are bad if they are said too loudly or with any kind of confident conviction. Since we are heading towards a philosophical and spiritual dark age of illiteracy and simplistic thinking, I think only an idiot could take such an idea seriously or condone such an idea given the state the world is in right now. My views are all based on careful thought, rationality, and a sense of ethics. This is what separates an opinionated person from an anonymous spewer of garbage on the Internet. Anyway, there is a point to this rambling. I am going to be doing opinion posts on whatever strikes me and whatever it is I've been thinking about, be it novels in Hollywood or 21st century frustrations.
I know I'm just some random unknown with a blog, but I hope you'll stick with me through this and just try it out. I promise you that all of my opinions will be informed and/or thoroughly thought out. I know you'll need to be convinced, so maybe this will help: I use a pseudonym on here but my real name is Kyle Whitehead. That is my name on Youtube and the only names I ever go by on the Internet are Kyle Whitehead and Kyle J White. This means whenever I go on a rant or engage in an argument online, it is under a real human name. Not some username. I have aspirations as a novelist and the name that will be on my books will be one of the names I go by right here on this blog. My opinions will stick with me so rest assured when I tell you I am not just going to shoot off at the mouth without thinking. When I say something, I believe it and I tell the whole truth of my belief. I will be releasing a piece on my feelings about film adaptations of novels within the next day or so.

Moving on.

I've been inspired by the great speculative fiction author, Harlan Ellison (Look up "Harlan Ellison's Watching" on Youtube) to dabble in criticism and endorsement. When I say criticism, I don't mean taking a look at something and listing the ways in which it is horrible, and when I say endorsement, I don't mean infomercials for laxatives or anal bleaching products.
We are in the 21st century. That's how I, an unknown and unpublished writer, am on here self publishing. One of the many faults specific to this time is that everyone seems to have a short memory and a woefully short attention span. It's all about what's out this week and what happened today. What new Hollywood film is being shoved in our faces this month?
Truly great literature and writers have fallen into obscurity because of the convenience over quality culture we are living in. Another side effect of this culture is an increasing illiteracy and lack of free thought.
I want to have a feature on this site dedicated to bringing authors or specific works to your attention by reviewing them and to telling you about literature/comic book related items I think are worth buying. You won't see the "The Fault in Our Stars" heralded as great literature here. If you want that sort of thing, there are plenty of thirty year old YA fanatics on Youtube who'll tell you all about the week's fluff. This is dedicated to writers and stories you may not have heard of. The greats who should never be forgotten and who you owe it to yourself to read. This blog is not monetized and I have no sponsors so everything I tell you about and all the opinions I'll express, I'll be doing so genuinely. The endorsement side of it will pertain mostly to quality books and anthologies.

Now onto the main event. The initial motivation behind starting a blog was simply to get myself out there as a writer. The plan was -and still is- to write for Cracked.com, to sell some short stories to magazines, and to get some sort of internet following so that when I submit a novel to an agent, I'll have X Y and Z on my portfolio. It stands to reason then, that I should be producing fiction of some sort for the blog. Therefor, I plan on releasing a serial novel (or novella, perhaps) written to my highest standard for you to read for free. I don't yet have an idea for said story and I don't think it will be appearing in the coming weeks but I expect that in a month or two there will be part 1 of a serial novel on the site. I may also be putting the occasional (very) short story on here, but as I said before, I plan on selling those to magazines so you will be more likely to receive links to read my sold short stories than see blog exclusives. That being said, I expect there will be a few blog exclusive short stories.

Well, that about does it. I will continue with the occasional comic book reviews and you can expect a gradual increase in comic book related material as I get more acquainted with the comic book world. There may be a personal blog or two but they'll be few and far between. I hope you'll pay me a visit some time next week if any of this sounded remotely interesting to you, and I would appreciate it if you'd spread the word if you think anyone you know might find any of this remotely interesting.

When I'm not whoring myself out, I'm wasting my life on Facebook as Kyle J White.

Deadpool issue #1 review

Deadpool is back and I am psyched to the Nth degree. My favourite deranged degenerate has had a good run of late. He's had quite a few entertaining titles including: Dead Presidents, Night of The Living Deadpool, Deadpool Kills the Marvel Universe, Deadpool kills Deadpool, and Deadpool vs Thanos. And now, with his own film coming out next February, I recommend that newbies jump into the character for the first time with this new series.

Issue 1 starts off with a gorgeous half-page spread of Deadpool at night in some sort of wing suit gliding over a beautifully lit city block. The way the light from the street lights and the cars interacts with the road and the windows of the buildings really sets the standard for the rest of the book, and this book lives up to that standard throughout. Penciler Mike Hawthorne, Inker Terry Pallot, and Colourist Val Staples have done an excellent job of the artwork with interesting panel layouts and solid lines and colours. The characters are drawn very expressively and each one has a distinct  appearance, even when masked as Deadpool. Not to mention the vibrant, lively cover by Tony Moore. All in all, this is a good looking comic book with an all-star team at work.

In this iteration, Deadpool is world famous and has taken Tony Stark's role as the Avengers' benefactor. To keep up with the demand of his new found fame, he's hired a team of down on their luck D-listers who dress up as him and lighten the work load. These include beloved Deadpool regular Madcap, previously one of the voices in Deadpool's head. Another interesting addition is James Bourne, or solo, who bears a striking resemblance to movie Deadpool, Ryan Reynolds. Clever, Duggan. Very clever. The story begins in Seoul, Korea, where deadpool -actually Solo- comes face to face with Korean Marvel hero, the White Fox. There have been talks about bringing this iconic Asian hero to the west, and this is her debut. After these three pages in Seoul, we meet all the Heroes for hire, starting with Terror the organ harvester and Foolkiller, and then Slapstick (my personal favourite so far) and then, in a hilarious gag, Stingray. Hilarity ensues right till the end, where we get a disturbing reveal about Deadpool's past. This sets the story very nicely for the coming issues. And it looks like we're going to be seeing Daredevil in action at some point, as Matt Murdock makes an appearance. 

  

Leading the team is writer Gerry Duggan. Anyone familiar with Gerry Duggan or with Deadpool will know that Duggan and Hawthorne are fan favourites. I think that title's further established here. The humour is on point. It is different from the tone of the previous incarnations, but not so much so as to take away from the character. Deadpool has always been somewhat slapstick but here the humour is a little more subtle. There is the gag with Stingray crashing in through the window, but that's made funny by Madcap and Deadpool's reaction to it. However, you definitely see more of the trademark Violence in issue 2. Issue 1, while changing pace a little compared to Deadpool's other recent adventures, is still filled from start to finish with the zaniness and charm that made the character popular, including a George Stephanopolis cameo. So far, the fourth wall breaking that Deadpool is loved for hasn't been used (unless you count George Stephanopolis showing up), but considering the movie trailer broke the fourth wall, we can expect that in coming issues. 

Excellent comedy aside, issue 1 has set up an intriguing story that promises a look into Deadpool's past and some disturbing discoveries on his part. Not to mention further appearances of the White Fox. 

Whether you're a comic book buff or not, you should definitely be reading this.

Issue 2 carries the story along nicely and has an appearance from Hawkeye. Not to mention it has another shock ending and gets bat shit insane. So go and read it, ya nerds!

When I'm not writing sub-par, one-off comic book reviews, I'm pottering away on my woefully lonely Facebook page as Kyle J. White, 

Hello!

Hello, reader. Do you like comic books, novels, lifestyle blogs, or listening to unknown writers ramble about nonsense? Then this is the blog for you!

I'm called Kyle Whitehead in life but in the world of blogging and my writing, I am Kyle White. Because a whitehead is a type of painful pimple, and nobody wants that. I am seventeen years old, only one year out of school and trying to kickstart a writing career. You can expect to find me in the not-so-distant future on Cracked.com (as Kyle Whitehead) and in the maybe-a-bit-more-distant future as Kyle White (maybe) with a novel out. I also have aspirations as a comic book writer.

I've recently started reading the new Deadpool series. I think I'm going to review issue 1 either tomorrow or the next day. I also plan to write the occasional short story for the blog. I hope you stick around because the content will start coming soon. Tell your family, tell your friends, tell your cat if you have no friends! There's a new inexperienced teenage blogger in town, and why would you possibly not enjoy that?